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PAUL MCMAHON’S BEST MOVIES HE SAW IN 2013

PAUL MCMAHON’S BEST MOVIES HE SAW IN 2013

PAUL MCMAHON’S LIST OF THE BEST MOVIES HE SAW IN 2013 By Paul McMahon, the Distracted Critic I only managed to see seventy-one movies this year. It’s just been too crazy to do any more than that. As you can imagine, it’s nearly impossible to compile a “Ten Best” list working with such slim pickings.(…)

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THOR: THE DARK WORLD (2013)

THOR: THE DARK WORLD (2013)

CINEMA KNIFE FIGHT THOR: THE DARK WORLD (2013) By L.L. Soares & Michael Arruda (THE SCENE: A very large tree in the middle of the forest. MICHAEL ARRUDA approaches and notices that there is a door in the tree. He knocks. A KEEBLER ELF opens the door) KEEBLER ELF 1: Hold your horses! KEEBLER ELF(…)

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Cinema Knife Fight: COMING ATTRACTIONS for November 2013

Cinema Knife Fight: COMING ATTRACTIONS for November 2013

CINEMA KNIFE FIGHT – COMING ATTRACTIONS: NOVEMBER 2013 by Michael Arruda and L.L. Soares (The Scene: A banquet table in Asgard. MICHAEL ARRUDA & L.L. SOARES check out the impressive display of foods on the table.) MICHAEL ARRUDA: Wow, what a spread! I hope we get to have some of these goodies before Thor and(…)

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THE AVENGERS: WHO WAS THE “REAL” FIRST TEAM?

THE AVENGERS: WHO WAS THE “REAL” FIRST TEAM?

AVENGERS SCORE CARD A Refresher Course in Marvel History from L.L. Soares When X-MEN: FIRST CLASS came out last year, I wrote an article comparing the movie to the “real” first class of X-Men from the comics. People seemed to like the refresher course in Marvel Comics history, so I figured I’d do the same(…)

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THE AVENGERS (2012)

THE AVENGERS (2012)

CINEMA KNIFE FIGHT: THE AVENGERS (2012) By Michael Arruda and L.L. Soares (THE SCENE: a massive flying aircraft carrier, hovering in the sky. CLOSE-UP reveals MICHAEL ARRUDA & L.L. SOARES at the controls.) MA:  For a minute there, I thought I had prepared for the wrong movie, BATTLESHIP. LS:  Nope. This is a Helicarrier, one(…)

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The Geisha of Gore’s BEST OF 2011

The Geisha of Gore’s BEST OF 2011

The Geisha’s Best of 2011 By Colleen Wanglund, “The Geisha of Gore” I write about movies, but I don’t see very many new releases each year.  Usually when I go to the movies I see old movies playing in revival houses.  This year alone I’ve seen H.G. Lewis’s THE WIZARD OF GORE (1970), Alejandro Jodorowsky’s(…)

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THOR

THOR

CINEMA KNIFE FIGHT: THOR (2011) By Michael Arruda and L.L. Soares (THE SCENE: A vast bridge made of multi-colored stones. MICHAEL ARRUDA and LL SOARES are walking across it, chatting, when they come across a large man in golden armor resting his hands on the hilt of a giant sword) LS: Who the hell are(…)

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CKF COMING ATTRACTIONS – MAY 2011

CKF COMING ATTRACTIONS – MAY 2011

CINEMA KNIFE FIGHT COMING ATTRACTIONS: MAY 2011 by Michael Arruda and L.L. Soares (The Scene: A mountaintop, with the sun shining brightly through white puffy clouds, illuminating a golden hammer situated prominently on top of a rock. MICHAEL ARRUDA and L.L. SOARES approach hammer.) MA: Look! That must be Thor’s hammer! LS: I believe you’re(…)

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