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WRATH OF THE TITANS (2012)

WRATH OF THE TITANS (2012)

CINEMA KNIFE FIGHT: WRATH OF THE TITANS (2012) By Michael Arruda and L.L. Soares (THE SCENE: The fiery cavernous dungeon of Tartarus.  A group of gods sit around a huge dinner table arguing.  MICHAEL ARRUDA & L.L. SOARES make their way around an enormous buffet.  Both men are eagerly filling their plates.) LS:  Oh boy! (…)

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JOHN CARTER (2012)

JOHN CARTER (2012)

CINEMA KNIFE FIGHT: JOHN CARTER (2012) By Michael Arruda and L.L. Soares (THE SCENE: A vast desert. MICHAEL ARRUDA and L.L. SOARES are riding strange tusked creatures that look like a cross between rhinos and dinosaurs, called thoats. LS is wearing a hooded robe.) MA: Uh oh, what have you got us into this time?(…)

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Cinema Knife Fight: COMING ATTRACTIONS – MARCH 2012

Cinema Knife Fight: COMING ATTRACTIONS – MARCH 2012

CINEMA KNIFE FIGHT – COMING ATTRACTIONS MARCH  2012 by Michael Arruda and L.L. Soares ## (THE SCENE: A huge party, with teens and twenty-somethings spilling out of a suburban home into a huge front yard. MICHAEL ARRUDA & L.L. SOARES are conspicuously noticeable, as they are the only people there over the age of 25.)(…)

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GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE (2012)

GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE (2012)

CINEMA KNIFE FIGHT: GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE By L.L. Soares (THE SCENE: An abandoned garage in the heart of Eastern Europe. L.L. SOARES sits on an old office chair before an ancient tool rack. He is holding his head and shaking uncontrollably) LS: The Rider is coming! The Rider is coming! (Suddenly, he transforms(…)

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Cinema Knife Fight: COMING ATTRACTIONS FEBRUARY 2012

Cinema Knife Fight: COMING ATTRACTIONS FEBRUARY 2012

CINEMA KNIFE FIGHT: COMING ATTRACTIONS FEBRUARY 2012 By Michael Arruda & L.L Soares (The Scene: A toy store. A little girl screams when a Teddy Bear floats off the shelf and starts to chase her. MICHAEL ARRUDA & L.L. SOARES enter scene.) MA: That’s a new low for you. Picking on little kids. LS: Don’t(…)

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UNDERWORLD: AWAKENING

UNDERWORLD: AWAKENING

CINEMA KNIFE FIGHT: UNDERWORLD: AWAKENING (2012) By Michael Arruda and L.L. Soares (The Scene: An Expo inside a huge conference building, demonstrating the latest in 3D technology. The room is full to capacity.) LEAD ENGINEER: Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourself to be wowed. This is truly a historic day. I present to you the newest(…)

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THE DARKEST HOUR (2011)

THE DARKEST HOUR (2011)

THE DARKEST HOUR (2011) Movie Review by L.L. Soares In a year that has given us a lot of alien invasion movies (SKYLINE and BATTLE: LOS ANGELES come most quickly to mind), THE DARKEST HOUR doesn’t have a lot of new things to say about the topic. Sure, this time, the aliens are invisible and(…)

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IMMORTALS

IMMORTALS

IMMORTALS (2011)Movie Review by L.L. Soares So, I had seen the trailer for IMMORTALS a few times and had zero expectations for this film. It looked like a rip-off of Zach Snyder’s 300 (2006), with some CLASH OF THE TITANS (2010) thrown in for good measure. In other words, there was a chance this one(…)

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A VERY HAROLD AND KUMAR 3D CHRISTMAS

A VERY HAROLD AND KUMAR 3D CHRISTMAS

CINEMA KNIFE FIGHT: A VERY HAROLD AND KUMAR 3D CHRISTMAS (2011) By Michael Arruda and L.L. Soares (THE SCENE: The snow-covered rooftop of a WHITE CASTLE hamburger joint at night. LL SOARES and MICHAEL ARRUDA are looking up at the stars when a sleigh pulled by reindeers flies past. LS picks up a snowball and(…)

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CKF COMING ATTRACTIONS – NOVEMBER 2011

CKF COMING ATTRACTIONS – NOVEMBER 2011

CINEMA KNIFE FIGHT – COMING ATTRACTIONS NOVEMBER 2011 by Michael Arruda and L.L. Soares (The Scene: A beach full of bikini-clad college girls on Spring Break, and yeah, there are guys on the beach too, and they’re not wearing bikinis.  L.L. SOARES sits on a beach chair wearing an oversized pair of 3-D glasses.  MICHAEL(…)

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